Just Think About It

dog fucking

mindasaur — Fri, 01 May 2009 00:16:26 +0000

dear jake,
im sorry, mindy made me do it.
-shabana

why i’m not marrying jake’s friends

mindasaur — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 09:54:27 +0000

So really embarassing story that i wasn’t going to tell anyone until i realized i don’t ever check this thing, or post, or generally act like a good admin. These are not direct quotes but this is pretty close to how jake broke my heart.

Jake: Not all english majors are assholes
Me: I mean… they all are, do you even know more than one english major?
Jake: Yeah i do. and he knows a lot of stuff and he writes alot and talks about really awesome things
Me: Sounds hot
Jake: [continues describing everything that would slightly turn me on about a guy]
Me: Can i marry him?
Jake: No he’s happily married
Me: Of course he had to have one flaw
Jake: Other than that he’s perfect for you
Me: Pretty much
Jake: Oh and he’s my dungeon master
Me: *tosses phone across the room in disgust*

why didnt you tell me you posted youtube vids jake?

seawardpants — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:04:21 +0000

!!!

seawardpants — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 02:25:04 +0000

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really, jake? really?

seawardpants — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:18:03 +0000

did you think i wouldnt know

HEY JAKE, Don’t Forget your girlfriend (WoW)

mindasaur — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:56:10 +0000

so since recently jake has been defending how little WoW means to him i really had to do this, for your viewing pleasure… Yes, Jake I’m a total bitch. (This is also for you tina, i think you’ll know why)

this one is for that ‘you people’ line, jacob

seawardpants — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:27:15 +0000

i came to the realization quite some time ago that i can freakishly easily identify all my friends with characters from freaks and geeks, some by personality, some by appearance. i think i may love this show so much that i subconsciously surround myself with its characters? or that they are all massive stereotypes. either way its pretty insulting, i guess, but i love it. keep in mind that you are much more attractive than your character, jake. you will know what i mean.

NEW VISITORS TO THIS BLOG

seawardpants — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:58:57 +0000

i know the ‘about’ thingy is small and hard to see, but feel free to remember to read it, it is one of the best parts and has useful info about the proper way to praise and worship jtw

so…

seawardpants — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:34:58 +0000

has jake actually seen this yet? or does he know about it and just refuse to? i think if i knew there was a blog somewhere on the internet completely and totally dedicated me, i would have to see it. but maybe thats just me. point being, i dont see how he can not want to see how much we love him.

Sometimes Jake sounds like Mikie from TMNT

mindasaur — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 00:19:09 +0000

um i totally had to put this on here… this is a text from the jake last night.
“That’s gnarly in the worst, man. I’m all about achieving a copacetic state of relating, dude.”
I really wished that was how he talked all the time but he was making fun of me, making fun of him for using the word “bitching”.

Also does anyone remember me ever calling Jake my “purple light twin”? because i don’t but he swears i did it all the time